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onmouseout="out(this)" >幽默笑话</h3>
<p>不是吹的,我老婆就跟侦探一样,一眼就能看穿我:
1.前天我刚到家,老婆看了我一眼:腰杆儿挺得这么直,发工资了吧?赶紧交上来!
2.昨天我给她端了盆洗脚水,老婆就说:看来没藏私房钱,来,给你这个月的零花钱一百!
3.今天我一提给岳父母买衣服过年的事儿,老婆立刻说:你丫的,又想把赠品给你父母当新年礼物吧</p>
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