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Jun 13, 2016 am 10:08 AM
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开个新帖,来看图,开喷.


我突然很向往那把电锯,但是不是说明它不够精细?

可怜的php 没了mysql 就等于一把断了的木勺,不过还是强过一把塑料勺子的vb...



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貌似前两天在cnbeta里看到过图和评论...不过这个嘛,萝卜青菜各有所爱...
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我只知道 青蛙转了ruby 不过python跟ruby的招聘太少 玩玩还可以

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这图是我们php程序员配的图吧。。。

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我突然很向往那把电锯,但是不是说明它不够精细?

可怜的php 没了mysql 就等于一把断了的木勺,不过还是强过一把塑料勺子的vb...

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php其实也可做客户端程序的 因为php整个文件就那么点大

不过图中怎么没的.net
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我只知道 青蛙转了ruby 不过python跟ruby的招聘太少 玩玩还可以

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应该是浮云吧。。呵呵
我说这有几份自嘲成分,php也不至于这么逊吧 =_=,断掉的小木勺

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哪位看懂Haskell里的是什么?海市蜃楼?

ci1699,就算不是程序员,起码对各种语言也应该是有了解的人吧.

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php其实也可做客户端程序的 因为php整个文件就那么点大

不过图中怎么没的.net


c#可能就代表了 .net吧

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我有的看不懂啊,哪位给个详细解释???
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php怎么不行呢,哎。。。。。。。

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想知道php有mysql相当于什么
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我以为,世上的武术确实没有高低之分,只有习武的人才有强弱之别... ...李连杰
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不懂啊,求解释
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我以为,世上的武术确实没有高低之分,只有习武的人才有强弱之别... ...李连杰


扯一下,最近看了龙门xx 发觉徐克和李都还停留在我第一次看龙门的世界里.

把李放到k1 估计给秒杀.所以功夫强不强不知道,但是佛的东西他演了后还是悟了不少东西.

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呵呵,看到伟大的lisp被形容成一把开叉的刀叉,忍不住要吐槽,那可是高级语言的老祖宗之一,怎么地也得给个纪念碑啥的吧。3p党之一的php永远是被鄙视的对象,可惜却是发展最火爆的,爱咋咋地。是男人就搞haskell,函数式那是另一个编程流派,所以那副图感觉像新大陆。
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看不懂,不知作者为何如此贬低 php
如果没有了数据库,我看谁都一事无成
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我以为,世上的武术确实没有高低之分,只有习武的人才有强弱之别... ...李连杰
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我突然很向往那把电锯,但是不是说明它不够精细?

可怜的php 没了mysql 就等于一把断了的木勺,不过还是强过一把塑料勺子的vb...

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这么看来。转c++才是王道呀。php版的兄弟转php多不? 做个普查。
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电锯。。夸张。
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是的,我不知道,我相信不知道的还有很多人,……
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