问人世情为何物PHP直让人俺生死相许
问世间情为何物PHP直让人俺生死相许
在一个错误的时间和一个错误的地点做了自己该做的事 就在一年前我苦苦追求了她三个月正当我决定与PHP私定了终身那个时候“PHP他妈”死活不同意让她女儿跟我;
说对她闺女不好咋滴咋滴。
“她妈”对我意见老大了,说我“富二代没有‘经济’基础”、“不够勤奋”,当时真是“恨爹不李刚,怨爸不双江”,人嘛有时候不能在一棵树上吊死
不让她嫁给我,于是乎我选择了另寻像PHP一样的“妞”;
就在那个时候我家里让我回去,别再那么这个啥了,说PHP她妈看不上你,咱还看不上她哪,我家里就把我从北京拉回去了,
跟着家里做了一年的业务员,业绩还不错,感觉销售这小妞对我还有点意思,可是我对她一点感觉没有,家里也逼我和她过日子,
我当时就想啊,这人啊一辈子就要为自己爱的妞付出,自己对她没有感觉的在一起太憋屈了,发现我一直喜欢的还是她。
经过一年时间的寻找发现我真的很爱很爱她,忘记不了对她的那份刻骨铭心的“爱”,最终奋不顾身的义无反顾的不顾我家里家里反对,不顾“她妈”的反对
我决定为了“爱情”再次献身。
来到了京城二话没说走到PHP她家,此次居然感觉不一样了 “她妈对我微笑了一下”,说俺闺女在你离开的这一年整整哭了一年,心里想“我靠”,这次有戏,紧接着“妞她妈”又说
“如果你再和以前一样俺闺女哭死也不能跟你混”,我说“戒了”;
当时我就对“妞她妈”保证我此次是有备而来,特此给她妈写下保证:
我在一年的时间里面我改变了许多,我有了一点小小的“积蓄”,而且比以前勤奋了,对你闺女也好了 不会再像以前那样连手都不给她牵了,双江和李刚都姓李,我也姓李,将来
我说不定比他俩还牛x,放心“俺儿子”的素质质量绝对比他俩对高。
PHP听见我的声音,立马就出来来了一个大大地拥抱,说等我等的好苦啊,当时甚是感动,我说这次俺会好好对你的,不会再离开你了,咱俩之间的爱情是神都阻止不了的,
“她妈现在也看我有点变化”,于是就同意让我把她闺女带走了,
快一个月了,我与她相处的还算融洽,但是她感觉我好像又变得懒了,偶尔也和我发点小脾气,哎,这次我真的不想再离开她了,为了她我不顾我家里的和她家里的反对,我牺牲了
太多太多,所以我决定必须将她拿下。
兄弟姐妹们PHP还有好多妹妹和弟弟哪,质量都挺高的,她妈说了不在乎你是不是“富二代”只要你勤奋爱她闺女,就愿意把她闺女许配给你,甚至礼钱都不收。
祝福自己和她能白头偕老!!!!!!
$i="勤奋";
$她妈女儿数量=0;
for($i=1;$
if($i=0){
exit('她妈不同意');
}else{
$她妈女儿数量+=$i;
}
}
输出结果:勤奋加一她(闺女|儿子)就多一个----别太贪小心那个啥;
解释:减一的意思是大闺女已经是我的了
友情提示::::$i++如果是$i--(小心换肾啊)

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